Government is big business. Not just for no-bid contractors and defense agencies, but for jokesters like you and me. No matter who you vote for, promises made on the campaign trail seldom come true in real life. But hey, no problem! That just creates a steady stream of jokes for us to enjoy, no matter which side of the aisle we're on. Don't like someone making fun of your party? Just change the affiliation of the main character and pass the joke on to someone else. Enjoy!

P.S. And don't forget to vote ... early and often!