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The Promised Land

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel: "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


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