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Recovery Time

Four surgeons from Walter Reed Hospital are discussing patient recovery time after operations.

The first surgeon says that he prefers operating on Democrats, "because Democrats have a big heart. Since people with big hearts are healthier, they'll have fewer complications afterwards. Therefore it's always easier to operate on Democrats."

The second surgeon pipes up, "No, it's much easier to operate on the Greens, because Greenies eat a healthy diet, so they're the healthiest patients. Because they're healthier, they'll have fewer complications afterwards. Therefore it's easier to operate on the Greens."

The third surgeon says, "No, it's actually much easier to operate on Independents, "because Independents are open minded and have big brains. People with big brains are usually healthier, so they'll have fewer complications afterwards. Therefore it's easier to operate on Independents."

The fourth surgeon replies, "No, you're all wrong. It's much easier to operate on Republicans, because they're heartless, gutless, and brainless. And besides that, their heads and rectums are interchangeable."


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