Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: One-Liners and Puns
Another Batch of One-Liners
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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