Little Suzy was not the best student in Sunday School, because she usually slept through class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Suzy, who created the universe?" When Suzy didn't wake up, Little Johnny, seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty! " shouted Suzy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Suzy fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Suzy, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Suzy didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny poked her in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Suzy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Suzy fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Suzy a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Little Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Suzy jumped up from her desk and shouted:

"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"