A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. As she boards, the bus driver remarks, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the fare box and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumes.

The man sympathizes and says "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she says. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," says the man. "Here, let me hold your monkey."