Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: One-Liners and Puns
A Fresh Batch of One-Liners
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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