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For Women Only

A group of women are on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are vacationing without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in and check it out.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside. And just so you know, the elevators are programmed to stop at each floor only one time per visit."

Intrigued, the women take the elevator to the first floor where a sign in the elevator lobby reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation, take the elevator to the next floor.

The sign in the second floor lobby reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the lobby card reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign looks perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to exit the elevator when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they could be missing, they head up to the fifth floor.

When the elevator doors open, they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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