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Category: Religious Jokes


The pastor and his wife made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The wife, skaken in her beliefs, had a fear that there was no afterlife at all. The husband, full of his belief in heaven, wanted to prove to her that what he believed was real.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

" Marion ... Marion "

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob, Heaven sounds more worldly than I thought it would. But I understand completely. Thank you so much for making contact with me to prove there is a Heaven and an afterlife."

"Heaven? No, it turns out that life after death is a little more complicated than I thought. I'm a rabbit in Arizona."

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