A man leaves for work one Friday morning as usual. But instead of going home at the end of his shift, he flies to Vegas for an entire weekend gambling and partying with his buddies. Worst of all, he loses his entire week's pay at the craps tables.
When he finally gets home Sunday night, he's confronted by his very angry wife, who was worried sick about him. She proceeds to yell and scream at him for two hours straight.
"How would you like it if you couldn't see me for three days?" asks the wife.
The husband replies, "That would be fine with me!"
Monday goes by, and he doesn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday come and go, with the same results.
On Thursday, the swelling goes down just enough where he can start to see her, just a little bit, out of the corner of his left eye.