The Love Dress
A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door
then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of
perfume fills the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asks.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law anwers.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites
him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me!"
The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.
When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims
the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her
husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her
lying there provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"This is my love dress," she whispers sensually.
"Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?
He never hears the gunshot.