Point of View
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes".
Woman 1: "Was
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate
his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home
he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We
then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked
for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell
asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because
I hadn't paid the bill so I had to take my wife out to dinner which
was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to
walk home which took an hour and when we got home -- remember there was
no electricity -- so I had to light frickin' candles all over the house!
I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I
couldn't finish for another hour. After I finally did, I was so
aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away
for another hour!"