Texas Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year before we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It
had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word when she said, "I'm going upstairs to my room, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her cute little butt go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, and they were clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.