Looking for a Wife
Doug was a single guy who lived at home with his sickly father and worked in the family business.
When he realized that he was the sole heir to his father's financial empire, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, Doug spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $500 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Three months later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men!