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Category: Redneck Jokes

Redneck 911

A redneck is cleaning his shotgun and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 911.

"I accidentally shot my wife," says the man. "I think I've killed her!"

"Please calm down sir," says the operator. "Are you certain she's really dead?"

The operator hears a click, then a loud "BOOM!" over the phone.

"Okay," says the redneck, "done that. What next?"

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