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Category: Redneck Jokes

Out Shopping

A redneck couple are out shopping at Wal-Mart. The husband puts a case of beer in the cart.

"Whatcha think yer doin'?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 fer 24 cans," he replies.

"Put 'em back, we can't afford 'em," says the wife, and the two continue their shopping.

A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"Whatcha think you're doin'?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

"Hell woman," sputters the husband, "so does a case of Budweiser and it's only half the price!"

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