Two rednecks were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring
the beautiful swimsuit models.
One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this
The second one replies, "Yes, them gals are sure good lookin'. And just
lookit the price!"
The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, them gals ain't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."
The second redneck smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as
beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll git me one too."
Three weeks later, the two guys bump into each other. He asks his
friend, "Did you ever receive that gal you ordered from the
The second guy replies... "No, but it shouldn't be long now...
she sent all her clothes yesterday!".