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Category: Redneck Jokes

Ventriloquist Cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town. He sees a redneck and his hound dog sitting sitting out on the front porch of a rusted old shack, and he figures he'll have a little fun.

Cowboy: "Hey, that's a cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

Redneck: "Everyone knows that dogs caint talk!"

Cowboy: "Hey boy, how's it going?"

Dog: "Great, thanks for asking." (Redneck stares in stupefied amazement )

Cowboy: "How does your owner treat you?"

Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me Alpo and table scraps, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Redneck: "Horses caint talk!"

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool." (Redneck falls off his chair)

Cowboy: "How's your owner treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

The Redneck stands up and says, "Them sheep ain't nothing but a bunch of damned liars!"

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