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Category: One-Liners and Puns

Leftover One-Liners

  1. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  2. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
  3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
  4. Spme people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  5. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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