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Category: One-Liners and Puns

A Fresh Batch of One-Liners

  1. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  3. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  4. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  5. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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