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Category: One-Liners and Puns

Yet Another Batch of One-Liners

  1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  2. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  3. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
  4. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
  5. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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