Slyib's Joke Vault
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Category: One-Liners and Puns
Yet Another Batch of One-Liners
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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