Seen the Light
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is finished, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I'd like to talk to you about your husband."
The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs and sausage."
The doctor says, "No, his heart is fine. But when I asked your husband how he is feeling, he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him. Does that make any sense to you?"
"Dammit," the old woman responded, "he's peeing in the fridge again!"