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Category: Old People Jokes

Mildred's Question

80-year old Mildred bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces: "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out his answer: "An elephant?"

Mildred thinks a moment and says, "Close enough!"


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