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Category: Musician Jokes

The Drummer Adopts A Baby

A drummer for a famous hard rock band and his swimsuit model wife decide to adopt a baby. With all the mind-blowing chemicals in their respective systems from years of parties and pre-concert 'attitude adjustments,' the couple agree that it is safer to adopt than to have a child of their own.

One day the adoption center calls and tells them that they have a wonderful Russian baby boy available. The drummer and his wife are overjoyed and agree to take the baby without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, the beautiful couple stops by the local college so they each can each enroll in an online course. After they fill out the forms, the registration clerk inquires, "Why did you decide to go to school to study Russian?"

The couple replies proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

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