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Category: Little Johnny Jokes

It All Adds Up

Little Johnny was doing his math homework.

He mumbled to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

Little Johnny nodded his head. His unbelieving mother swore to get the real story from the teacher.

The infuriated mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we're learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say 'two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?'"

After the teacher stopped laughing and could catch her breath she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."


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