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Category: Little Johnny Jokes

The Pistol

The teacher asks the class to make a sentence with the phrase "pistol too".

Timmy raises his hand, and after being recognized says, "The Lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companion and his pistol, too."

"Very good, Timmy," says the teacher. "Does anyone else have an example?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and blurts out, "Down at our house we make moonshine on the weekends, drink til midnight, and piss til two!"

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