The Heavy Load
Little Johnny is excited to be staying at his uncle's house for a week. The morning he is to leave, he busily packs everything in his room and puts it in his little red wagon.
Little Johnny sets out on his way, pulling the red wagon behind him. He does fine until he comes to a hill.
Sweating with the effort, he constantly swears "This goddamn thing is so heavy!"
A priest hears him and walks up. "You shouldn't be swearing," says the priest. "God hears you. He is everywhere. He's in the church. He's on the sidewalk. He's everywhere."
Little Johnny asks "Oh, is He in my wagon?"
The priest replies "Yes, of course! God is in your wagon!"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pushing!"