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Category: Farmer Jokes

The Farmer Takes A Wife

A farmer and his new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His new bride raised all kind of hell, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."


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