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Category: Farmer Jokes

Horse Sense

A city slicker is driving through the country when he sees a horse standing in a field. He is quite taken with the animal and puls over to ask the farmer if it is for sale.

"Afraid not," says the farmer.

"I'll give you a thousand bucks!" says the city slicker.

"I can't sell you that horse. He don't look too good," replies the farmer.

"I know horses, and he looks fine to me. will you sell him for two thousand?"

"Well, all right, if you want him that badly."

The next day, the man tries to return the horse to the farmer: "You sold me a blind horse! I want my money back!"

"Sorry, Bub," says the farmer, "a deal's a deal. I told you he don't look too good!"

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