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Category: Farmer Jokes

The Price of Toilet Paper

A farmer writes to a giant mail order company and asks the price of their toilet paper.

The company writes back and tells him to look on page 167 of their latest catalog.

The farmer writes back, "If I had your danged catalog, I wouldn't be needing your toilet paper!"

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