The grade school baseball coach is speaking to one of his players. The coach asks, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nods in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
Again the little boy nods yes.
"So," the coach continues, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"
The little boy nods his head again.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."