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Customary Charges

An elderly optometrist was instructing his new employee on how to charge a customer.

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add 'Each.'"


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