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Sick Leave

Smart-Alec Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in to work today. I'm sick."

Suspicious Boss: "Really? This is the third time this month. What does your doctor say?"

Smart-Alec Employee: "He's afraid I have anal glaucoma!"

Suspicious Boss: "Anal glaucoma? What's that?"

Smart-Alec Employee: "It's when I just can't see my ass coming in to work today!"

Suspicious Boss: "I hear that, if left untreated, it can also result in posterior burns."

Smart-Alec Employee: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Suspicious Boss: "I mean that if I don't see you at your desk within the next 30 minutes, your ass is fired!"

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