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Category: Animal Jokes

Billionaire Visits the Zoo

The eccentric billionaire was on vacation. Bored, he decided to stop off at the local zoo.

When he got to the elephant enclosure, he stepped up to the fence and began tossing wadded-up, $100 bills down to the elephants below.

All of a suddent, the billionaire is accosted by a zookeeper.

"Why are you tossing that money into the elephant habitat?" asked the irate zookeeper.

"The sign says it's okay," replied the billionaire.

"No, it doesn't."

"Yes it does. It says: 'Do not feed the elephants. $100 fine.'"

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