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Three Little Unicorns

It's a lovely spring day as the mother unicorn watches her three babies play in the forest glen. The first baby unicorn comes over to her mom and asks "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"

The mother replies, "Because the day you were born, a daisy fell right on your forehead."

She says "Oh that's sweet." The mother kisses the little one on the cheek and the toddler walks off.

The next baby unicorn comes over and asks, "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"

The mother replies, "Because the day you were born, a rose fell right on your forehead."

"Oh that's sweet," the baby replies. The mother kisses the little one on the forehead and the young one walks away.

Then the third baby unicorn stumbles up to her mother and mumbles, "Grrwwweeeeduhhwuhhhdappppbukkk?"

The mother yells out, "Shut the hell up, Cinderblock!"


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